Definite bad hair day

It's definitely a bad hair day today. I could swing for a large one to smooth it over a bit but we all know the truth. If I had one drink then there would be just time for a quick one before I started dinner. I'd have the quick one and check my wallet and if I could I would buy another and if I couldn't I would go to the machine and hey, it's party time again.

Alcohol does only one thing effectively.

It fucks you up all the way, rides you until you pass out and never even says cheerio.